[Backstory]

For-Chan: oh! I thought of a good reason to bring Ed and Al in...that actually furthers the story, explains the Alchemist and the monsters!!!
Dark: really? awesome :3
Dark: 'cause i had explaination for the monsters yet XD
For-Chan: you did or didn't?
Dark: *didn't
Dark: sorry
For-Chan: anyway, way back in ancient history, there was Dante and Hohenheim and they were together and powerful, but soon Hoho got tired of it, as in the anime and he leaves her. She sends monsters out to places he's been sited and such, terrorizing the people in her anger. In order to combat her, he creates the Alchemist. Recently, he had children. Ed and Al ^_^ and it's Roy's new duty to protect the city, and protect them. They have budding powers, but they're still growing. Anyway, that's the origin of the monsters and the purpose of Ed and Al. Since Hoho doesn't do his evil ruley thing, he doesn't get lots of power and he ends up sleeping a lot....like years and years. He fell asleep for ten years and his kids don't love him anymore. Anyway, he might make an appearance ot introduce Ed and Al and then run off. Hell, they might even get stuck living with him XD but at least Roy will have someone around to explain the whole Alchemist workings.
Dark: so Hoho puts this special power into the women of the Mustang family?
For-Chan: yep, he decided a woman was better suited to battle another woman, thus the Alchemist power was exclusivly women...until Roy
Dark: and Ed and Al had powers similiar to Hoho?
For-Chan: yes, not as powerful, but quite powerful, but their powers are still young too, so they're not always right...accurate, whatever ^_^;;
Dark: oh that;s gonna drive Roy batty
For-Chan: yeah, especially if space cadet Hoho is like "Oh yeah...here, keep my sons." and leaves to sleep for another ten years or so
Dark: and he so is, isn't he?
For-Chan: *nods*
Dark: evil woman. poor Roy *grins*
For-Chan: yep, pity him
Dark: *grins*

[/Backstory]

Dark: For-Chan: "They're not really mine. My grandmother put them out to piss off the neighbors. We dress them up around holidays." Roy laughs.
Dark: Havoc laughs. "oh that's hilarious. did they look annoyed."
For-Chan: "Oh, they hate it. Obviously this isn't the kind of neighborhood for pink lawn flamingos. They tried to make a petition to get them off our lawn, but it's our lawn and they couldn't do anything about it. Most of them don't talk to us anymore. It's not much of a loss, believe me."
Dark: "uptight, rich people." he shrugs. "who needs 'em."
For-Chan: "Not me," Roy says with a shrug of his own.
Dark: he nods, smiling. then, "so... ballet?"
For-Chan: Roy nods. "My mom did ballet. I wanted to be the fairy princess just like her. I took ballet longer than I took martial arts. We have a dance studio in the house. I practice at least twice a week."
Dark: so different from anyone Havoc has spent time with. "how many belts did you collect?"
For-Chan: "All of them. The dance helped my coordination and form. Martial arts is like dance in a way, a choreographed set of moves used to attack and defend. So I can kick some ass if needed. It really helped when the kids at school found out I did ballet and thought I would be an easy target."
Dark: "that's kind cool," he said. "you're a colorful guy."
For-Chan: "Thanks," Roy smiles, really glad that Havoc isn't too put off by it all. He'll get to keep him as a friend after all.
Dark: he stood. "i should go though. i'll see you tomorrow."
For-Chan: Roy nods. "Stay out of trouble on the way home." Roy gets up to follow him to the door.
Dark: "you say that like i go looking for trouble." he sweatdrops.
For-Chan: "Well, if you're looking for a certain heroine, yes, you do."
Dark: "you had to go there." >.> he grabs Roy and gives him a noogie.
For-Chan: "Hey!" Roy tries to squirm away. "Stop it!" He pinches Havoc's side.
Dark: he squeaks and shuffles away. "cheater."
For-Chan: "You started it." Roy tosses a pillow at him for good measure.
Dark: "you're the one teasing me!" he dodged it and headed for the door.
For-Chan: "You need a good reality check!" Roy follows after him.
Dark: "i am very well intuned with reality." >>
For-Chan: "Good to know." Roy said, leaning against the doorway. "Well, I'll see you in that reality called work tomorrow."
Dark: "yeah, i know you can't wait." he exits waving.
Dark: (is there anything you're planning for now?)
For-Chan: (not really, any thoughts?)
Dark: (er, not at the moment. really. more banter and monster slaying? XD)
For-Chan: (I figure, we can have another ill timed monster attack XD possibly introduce the Elrics after that? *shrugs*)
Dark: (sure)
For-Chan: (maybe this time it can pop up in the teacher's lounge in the morning? no place to run, not place to hide O_O well he can run to the restroom, but still, a closed in area and all)
Dark: early morning. it was a deary day really. even the teachers looked like they didn't want to be there as they walked into the teacher's lounge before class started. that feeling was very much going to increase because there was a loud pop sound and there, standing on a desk stop another one of those monsters. it was giggling gleefully. "school's out." ^_^
For-Chan: Roy looks up and groans. Another monster? He shuffles sideways, trying to make it to the restroom to change while everyone else is just trying to make it out.
Dark: "what are you doing Mustang?!" one of them calls. "we have to get the hell out of here."

"no one escapes!" it yelled and then there was wind. lots of wind. and there was a mess.
For-Chan: Roy fights his way to the restroom, getting the door open and bursting inside. The transformation takes over quickly and soon Roy is wearing a skirt that's floofed our by layers and layers of fluffy lace. He can't even see what's on his feet because the skirt is in the way, but he knows that most of his legs are exposed for all the world to see. Poofy sleeves and a tight top finish the top. He's got a headband trailing ribbons that he sees in a flash of the bathroom mirror. He has silk gloves topped with lace and bearing the alchemy signal on. Once he's sure he's as decent as he can be, he dashes out into the staff room and the chaos. "Hold it right there!"
For-Chan: (Had to look at CCS pictures to think up an outfit >_>)
Dark: it takes on look at Roy and laughs before blasting him with a blast of wind. "hahahah!"
Dark: (XD)
For-Chan: The ruffles ruffle further, giving anyone looking a really nice panty shot. Roy glares from where he's been pushed back. He touches the wall and long thin coils of wire shoot out to wrap around the latest annoying monster.
Dark: but it doesn't catch him. he actually sort of slips out like it would happen if someone tried to catch air. "heheh, panties." ^_^
For-Chan: "Great, a pervert." Roy growls. He dashes forward, jumping on a desk and flying towards the monster to deliver a firm foot in its face.
Dark: it ducks, and... well it flips his skirt. ^^;
For-Chan: Landing, Roy turns and glares at the creature. Hands on the ground, he makes the floor rise up to wrap around the monster's feet and legs. "You know what we do to perverts around here?" He asks.
Dark: it pauses and looks at him curiously. "what exactly?"
For-Chan: "Pound them." Another flying kick delivers another panty shot along with a splitting pain in the head.
Dark: it makes annoyed sound at the pounding. but the shots to the head keep it from thinking about dissapating long enough for Roy to barrage it with more hits.
For-Chan: A good solid punch to the solar plexus has it doubled over so he can knee it in the face. A beautiful roundhouse kick would have it reeling if it weren't stuck in place, making the moves even more devestating.
Dark: it got beat to death... or to dust as these things go. it's what it gets for being stupid.
For-Chan: Roy grins, pleased with a job well done and being able to deliver a physical beatdown to the monster. He fixes the floor and the walls retract into the wall as well. He looks around at the damage in the office. It looks like a hurricane went through.
Dark: Havoc was standing by the door. "damn. that was cool." ^^;;; the other teachers made him check to make sure Roy was okay since they all noticed that he wasn't with him. Havoc can't see Roy still but since the Alchemist just beat the shit out of that monster, Havoc assumes Roy's fine."
For-Chan: "Thank you." Roy gives a graceful little courtsy.
Dark: he bowed a little too. "no problem." he smiled. "we gotta stop meeting like this."
For-Chan: "We should, but you always seem to turn up on the heels of trouble." Roy tsks.
Dark: "it's not my fault you're always at my school." ^^;
For-Chan: Roy suddenly wonders if maybe it's his fault that the school keeps getting attacked. The only monster attacks have been near him. "True. It's not your fault." He says. If it's his fault though, does that mean he should quit his job to keep everyone safe?
Dark: "nope," Havoc said. "oh, have you seen a little, round face brunet around here?"
For-Chan: Roy shakes his head. Nobody but him," He nods towards the pile of dust that was the monster.
Dark: "well he didn't escape with the others..." Havoc looks worried.
For-Chan: "I'm sure he's fine," Roy says reassuringly, knowing full well that he's fine since he's standing in front of Havoc.
Dark: Havoc doesn't look convinced. "i suppose..."
For-Chan: "He can't have gone too far. I'll stop distracting you and let you look." Roy heads for the window, no way he's going out into the hall, which he can hear filling with people.
Dark: he nod. "yeah i bet you got lots of important things to do. thanks for saving us again." he pauses. "hey, you should drop by again... like when bad guys aren't attacking. so i can thank you properly for saving my butt so many times."
For-Chan: "Well, it's a nice butt," Roy quips, "so we'll see." With that, he leaps out of the window.
Dark: Havoc flushed. she so didn't just flirt with him! ^_^
For-Chan: She so did! Roy feels a little giddy about that comment as he dashes off to change and then runs back into the school to mill about in the hall with the other teachers like he's been there the whole time. While it was nice to flirt with Havoc...Havoc doesn't know it's him, so it feels a little sad at the same time.
Dark: Havoc steps back out when he's gotten a hold of himself. but he looks very pleased. "er.. it's dead."
For-Chan: "What's up with those red cheeks Havoc?" One of the teacher's calls out.
Dark: he frowns. "oh shut the hell up!"
For-Chan: "So is it safe to go in now?" Another asks as the first teacher snickers. "No young bimbo super heros lying in wait, half dressed?"
Dark: "no," he said flatly. "and i wouldn't call the person who pulled my ass out of the fryer a bimbo." ><
For-Chan: She shrugged. "I call 'em as I see 'em." Roy trips her as she goes to walk forward. She ends up falling into the person in front of her and bringing them down as well. Roy doesn't offer to help her up.
Dark: neither does Havoc. "hey there you are!"
For-Chan: "Here I am," Roy agrees, still lost in thought about how much danger his prescense puts everyone else in.
Dark: "where the hell did you go?" he asked, grabbing Roy's shoulders.
For-Chan: Roy blinks as he's grabbed. "I was catching my breath around the corner," he lies.
Dark: Havoc narrows his eyes. "we were worried sick."
For-Chan: "I'm sorry. I just went down the hall for some water." He looks down, lying about his whereabouts is not easy, especially when faced by Havoc's apparent anger.
Dark: Roy gets hugged. "fuck it. i'm just glad you're okay."
For-Chan: He's surprised by the hug and returns it hesitantly. "Sorry, next time I'll stay closer."
Dark: "good." he pulls away from him.
For-Chan: "Thanks for worrying." Roy offers him a tired looking smile. "You know, I'm not feeling so hot. I think I'm gonna head home for the day."
Dark: he blinks. "sure. i'll tell the boss."
For-Chan: Roy nods. "Thanks." He doesn't bother going back into the reck of a lounge to get his briefcase, he just pulls out his cell phone and calls for a ride home nad leaves. He's absent for the next two days. No monsters attack while he's gone. And then it's the weekend.
Dark: Havoc knocks on his door somewhere around mid afternoon.
For-Chan: Roy's grandmother is the one who answers. "Hello handsome! You've returned to me."
Dark: "yeah couldn't say away," Havoc grinned. "is Roy in?"
For-Chan: "He's here. He's being a sukly pouty drama queen right now up in his room." She shakes her head.
Dark: "can i see him?" he asked.
For-Chan: "Oh, sure honey. Just come on in and follow me." She waves him in. "So, how are things at school? Holding together?" She asks as she leads him up the stairs.
Dark: "everything's fine really. no attacks recently so that's good."
For-Chan: She nods. "He's gonna take that as a sign. You'd better do some fast talkin sugar if you want to see him around much longer. He's gonna think it's all his fault. I know he is. But these things don't happen because of him, just in spite of him." She leads him down a long hall, rambling on.
Dark: "why would he think....?" Havoc blink, confused. was this crazy grandma talk?
For-Chan: "Because that's who he is. He's confused right now. He doesn't understand it all. You just be sure to let him know that you want him around. Things will work out." She finally stops in front of a door. "He's right in there, you just go on in." She pushes open the door without knocking.

Roy's sprawled out on his bed, a big four posted canopied bed. The canopy is pink....he's wearing a pair of pale blue terrycloth tennis shorts and a short cropped shirt to match. He looks up as the door opens, fully expecting his grandmother. What he doesn't expect is Havoc. O_o!
Dark: (soooo gay XD)
For-Chan: (*snickers* you know it!)
Dark: "er hey, your grandma let me in," he said still wondering what the woman was really talking about. he stepped into the room.
For-Chan: "Hi," Roy says, sitting up and blushing slightly at having Havoc enter his inner sanctum. The pink canopied bed, the various ballet posters...it's a little overwhelming...all right, it's a lot overwhelming. There's a large mirror against one wall with a ballet bar attached. He's got an entertainment center with a television, cd player, dvd player, even some gaming system or other. It's both a normal room, and a stange new territory for Havoc.
Dark: it was very strange. he couldn't help looking around at... shouldn't this be a girl's room? no, no, don't think like a bigot. he looks at Roy. "i figured i come check on you. you didnt' show up for a while."
For-Chan: "Sorry. It was a little worse than I thought. Do I need a doctor's note Mr. Havoc?" Roy brings his knees up, wrapping his arms around them and looking at Havoc with a tiny smile.
Dark: he smiles back and shakes his head. "what's wrong?"
For-Chan: "Ulcers. It's usually not a problem, but sometimes when I'm stressed, they get out of hand." He shrugs. Of course, they're not so bad that he had to skip school for two days. That was part of his experiment. He wanted to see what would happen while he was gone. Two days and no attack. It isn't looking good.
Dark: "that sucks. when are you coming back? kids are missing you."
For-Chan: "Missing their crush?" He shakes his head. "Don't worry, I'll be back on Monday." For now anyway...
Dark: he nods. "good. it's not the same without you."
For-Chan: "I've hardly been there long enough to miss." Roy shrugs. "Do you want to sit down?" He asks, realizing that it's kind of rude to make Havoc stand in the middle of his room.
Dark: "er...sure." he said, looking around for a normal place to sit.
For-Chan: (XD)
Dark: (^^)
For-Chan: (he doesn't want those gay cooties to get him)
For-Chan: "There's a chair over there." He points to his computer desk, where there is a normal black suede office swivel chair that looks like some sort of executive's throne.
Dark: he sits there. seems fine. "thanks. and yeah, we totally miss having you around. you're fun."
For-Chan: Roy smiles. "Thanks. Good to know I'm missed." Doesn't stop him from planning out his resignation. He's going to give the experiment another week. If monsters keep showing up while he's there, he's going to have to resign in order to keep everyone safe.
Dark: "yeah. so are you feeling better?" he asked, tilting his head slightly to the side