MAGICAL GIRL ROY! TAKE ONE!

Dark says: Havoc figured today was going to be an ordinary day. wake up, go to work, teach the brats, maybe go out drinking, cruising for chicks, sleep. rinse and repeat. he slipped into the teacher's lounge that morning, yawning a little and already dying for a cig.

For-Chan says: Someone's sitting in the teacher's lounge, dead asleep on the couch, a new teacher's guide in their lap and a long cold cup of coffee on the coffee table. It's a man wearing a light pink shirt and a pair of black slacks and asleep, he looks less like a man and more like he should be a student there.

Dark says: Havoc almost pokes the man, thinking it's a student. but then stops himself. but then again... he pokes the man anyway. "oi..."

For-Chan says: There's no sudden jerk to wakefullness, instead, the man shifts and continues to snooze on.

Dark says: Havoc sweatdrops and nudges him harder. "hey--whoever you are. yoooo. get up."

For-Chan says: Finally, sleepy dark eyes blink open. Roy yawns and looks up at the person who interupted his sleep. Only half awake, all he really can make out is a flash of blonde hair and blue eyes set in a fuzzy peach colored face.

Dark says: Havoc can't help but think the guy is cute. "who are you?"

For-Chan says: In his sleepiness, he mumbles his secret identity. "Alchemist." He wakes up a little as he realizes it, catching his breath. This guy won't believe him. The Flame Alchemist is a woman as far as everybody knows. Well, all the past ones were. He hasn't been seen much since the mantel's been passed on to him.

Dark says: Havoc raised an eyebrow. "buddy you gotta wake up more. you're in a school. not a place for wet dreams."

For-Chan says: (XD)

For-Chan says: Roy looks up, more focused now, he takes a deep breath as he gets a good look at the Greek God before him. "Sorry," He mutters, finding himself blushing deeply.

Dark says: (Greek God? XD)

For-Chan says: (wanted to use it, it's so cheesey XD)

Dark says: (XD)

Dark says: Havoc grins lopsidedly, patting his back. "no prob. who are ya anyway?"

For-Chan says: "Roy Mustang. The new chemistry teacher." (Roy in a lab coat XD it's close enough to alchemy)

Dark says: (youre right!)

Dark says: oh right! there was a memo about that! Havoc stuck his hand out. "hey! nice to meetcha. i'm Havoc. Jean Havoc. i teach math."

For-Chan says: Roy takes his hand, shaking it. "It's a pleasure," He murmurs, noting how strong his hand is. He definitely works out.

Dark says: Havoc grinned. there was something wholesome about him. "same here." he pulled his hand away, shoving it in his pockets again. "you got any questions, don't hesitate to ask."

For-Chan says: "Is the coffee always this bad?" He asks, pointing towards the cup he left on the table.

Dark says: Havoc laughed. "you'll get use to it." which was a yes

For-Chan says: Roy makes a face. "I'd rather not. It's bad enough I have to get up so early, but to have one of my favorite drinks ruined like that. No thanks."

Dark says: Havoc chuckled. "you haven't even started here yet and you're already complaining. not a good sign."

For-Chan says: "I'm not exactly a Starbuck's junkie, but I do like a good cup of coffee to make me human."

Dark says: Havoc just chuckled. "i know a good mom and pop store. it's close by."

For-Chan says: Roy smiled. "Well, maybe you can show me some time."

Dark says: "sure," he smiled back. "i'd love to."

For-Chan says: "So, any advice that a veteran like you has to offer me?"

Dark says: "don't let them smell your fear."

For-Chan says: Roy nods. "Well, don't worry about me so much, worry about them."

Dark says: "oh?" Havoc chuckled. "you don't give me the impression of a hardass."

For-Chan says: "Don't let my baby face fool you. I'm a slave driver."

Dark says: Havoc chuckled. "i'm sure the girl'll love you."

For-Chan says: "Well, I did decide to be a teacher for the skirts." Roy jokes.

Dark says: Havoc raised. "don't go saying that so freely."

For-Chan says: Roy waves his hand. "Kidding, kidding. Not interested in skirts thanks.

Dark says: "at least those worn by young girls," Havoc chuckled.

For-Chan says: He means skirts period (unless he's wearing them) but he's not going to tell anyone that any time soon let alone on the first day of school. "Yeah, " he agrees.

Dark says: he grins and moves towards his desk. "don't worry about it though. the school's got some good kids. lots of annoying ones. but none are horrible."

For-Chan says: "Good, I'm not one of those bleeding hearts that wants to start out in a run down place to feel like I'm doing the world some good. I just want to teach chemistry."

Dark says: Havoc raised an eyebrow. "maybe you should have taught college." ^^;;;

For-Chan says: Roy shrugs. "We'll see. Kids need chemistry too."

Dark says: Havoc shook his head. "see here's where we disagree." words from a man who flunked chem.

For-Chan says: Roy gasps. "No chemistry?! A life without chemistry...well there isn't much life there at all without it."

Dark says: "yeah, again i disagree." >.> "i'm doing fine without it."

For-Chan says: "Or so you think. Without chemisty, there is no life. No chemical reactions creating life, fueling your body, nothing. Just because you think you don't use it doesn't mean it's not there."

Dark says: "i'm not saying there shouldn't be chemistry. i just don't care to learn about it." Havoc ran a hand through his hair. "at least not until it learns to explain itself properly."

For-Chan says: "I'm not going to try to make a believer out of you, but there are plenty of different aspects to chemistry. It can be fun to figure them out." Roy shrugs.

For-Chan says: (P.S. I've never taken chemistry in my life)

Dark says: (lucky you!)

Dark says: "i'm sure there is," he said, scratching the back of his head. "i just don't get any of it" ^^;

For-Chan says: "There's some chemistry that everyone gets...or wants to." Woo, Roy made a slightly inapproprate chemistry joke!

Dark says: there goes that eyebrow. it almost reached up to his hairline. "y'know, you don't got the face of a perv." ^^

For-Chan says: He laughs. "Come on. I teach chemistry. I have to be up on all the slightly inapproprate chemistry cracks. You think I haven't heard the ever popular "Oh, so you teach chemistry? Maybe you could come over and give me a few lessons." line?"

Dark says: Havoc almost giggled. "people say that to you with a straight face?"

For-Chan says: "No, usually they have a theoretical sexy grin on their face. Theoretical." Roy grinned.

Dark says: "how can a sexy grin be theoretical?" Havoc asked, geninuely intrigued. he leaned a cheek on his up turned hand. his elbow was resting on his desk.

For-Chan says: "When they think they're looking come hither and they really just look creepy or idiotic." Roy shrugs.

Dark says: he laughed. "it must be a trip going out with you." he meant to bars and stuff but it came out way different.

For-Chan says: "Maybe you'd like to try it sometime. You can tell me all about how you plus me equals us." He gives him a big exagerated wink.

Dark says: he groans. "oh Christ on a stick!" he hangs his head. but he was laughing and you can't blame him. it was funny.

For-Chan says: "Come on, you're a math teacher. I'm sure you've heard all the math come ons, just like I know all the chemistry come ons." He laughs.

Dark says: Havoc sweatdrops. "doesn't mean i wanna hear them again," he laughs.

For-Chan says: "Sorry, sorry," Roy says, though he's really not. But he has decided that he likes this guy.

Dark says: he snorts. "yeah okay. sure. i believe you." he's having a pretty good time. he hasn't gotten along instantly with someone in a long time. it's nice.

For-Chan says: "So, us logic minded men are the only ones up and about at this god awful hour of the morning? Nobody else comes in till the last minute?"

Dark says: Havoc sweatdrops. "lazier bunch you'll never see. they'll be come in sooner or later."